The
Twilight Saga: Eclipse - 2010
Out of all the Twilight movies this one has to be my
favorite. It’s not what I’d call a good
movie but at least it’s better constructed than the other ones. Eclipse begins with a horror atmosphere as
some unlucky unnamed character gets attacked by an invisible assailant on an
abandoned dock after dark while it’s raining buckets. Yeah the dark and stormy night backdrop is
overplayed and cliché but you’ll never hear me complain that someone has added
a little Kool-Aid to Twilight’s sugary water.
In a transition reminiscent of those in the book the scene goes from
dark and stormy to bright sunny and flowery as Bella and Edward are lying in a
grassy field talking (or arguing?) about getting married and we’re reminded exactly
what kind of movie we’re watching. Unlike
the other Twilight movies, and to an extent the books, this movie has something
at least vaguely resembling a plot which makes it a lot more watchable despite
the fact that it still contains some of the worst actors, characters, and
dialogue in cinema history.
Like I said this movie actually has a plot but even that
gets interrupted for the romance and conflict between Bella, Edward, and
Jacob. It also makes room for the
backstories of characters I’m sure not even the fans cared about. I always thought it was odd that they
included these backstories even though they aren’t relevant to the plot or even
the characters narrating them and only slow things down but they were in the
book so I guess they thought they needed to be in the movie. Well at least we get a better idea of who the
werewolves are and why and how they change… NO WAIT WE DON’T! The only explanation the viewer is given is
that they’re native americans and native americans are a very magical and
spiritual people. This flimsy excuse
bothers me but I suppose it’d bother me even more if I was native
American.
I’m not sure if I’m the first person to pick up on this but
“Eclipse” is loaded with sexual tension and undertones. I may have been the last person on earth to
find out Stephenie Meyer is a Mormon and her values made their way into her
books. Jacob forces himself on Bella all
throughout the movie and when that fails resorts to emotional psychological
tactics. He even says she doesn’t know
what she wants (apparently he does) and she’s in love with him she just doesn’t
know it yet (which is something he proves to her in the book… by forcing
himself on her). Bella forces herself
upon an unwilling Edward all but saying if you really loved me you’d put out
and against the instincts of every straight man alive or undead refuses
her. Meanwhile Edward refuses to change
Bella into a vampire or have sex with her until they get married. My personal favorite scene is where Bella’s
father Charlie tries to have “the talk” with her.
The movie climaxes with an all-out war between the vampires
and werewolves. The effects are kinda
bad and you’re constantly reminded that the wolves are nothing more than
pixelated cartoons and the vampires tend to break apart easier than the
cheapest plastic action figure.
The love triangle is overplayed. The characters are dull at the best of times
and deplorable at the worst. The
performances aren’t much better. Since
the movie tends to reveal more about the plot it takes away the mystery of
who’s causing the attacks and raising the vampire army. Even in the face of all its flaws “Eclipse”
isn’t as much of a disaster as the other installments in the series. 68/100 almost passable as a movie but not
quite. Good try though.
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