It has come to my attention that
the movies I’ve been reviewing lately are a little on the modern side having
been shot and released within the last decade and in a few cases movies that
are still in theaters. It has also come
to my attention, thanks to my brother(who loaned me The Babysitters insisting I
would like it), that I am a cynical hard to please asshole that often takes
issue with a movie even when I like it.
Due to these revelations I’ve decided to review I movie I actually love
and I’ll try to have as few complaints as possible.
Don't Pet Them
Normally I'd make fun of the tagline but this one is just weird and I have no idea what it means. I can say this, pertaining to the movie this tagline makes absolutely no sense and is one of the worst I've ever seen. I guess it makes sense because usually terrible movies have great taglines.
It’s not often that I review a
comedy on my blog. I just find it hard
to praise a good comedy but exceedingly easy to trash a bad one and the same
goes for my two favorite genres, Sci Fi and Horror. I’d hate to sound old but I hardly watch
comedies anymore because I just don’t get humor nowadays. A perfect example is my indifference to The
Hangover. At the same time I laugh
hysterically at old Munsters and Addam’s Family episodes.
Fierce Creatures stars one of my all-time
favorite comedians John Cleese. It also
stars one of my least favorite actresses Jamie Lee Curtis. For some reason a majority of the movies
she’s in she’s considered desirable by both the director and lead
characters(True Lies where she has both Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Paxton
fighting over her, Trading Places where she played a hooker with a heart of
gold, and of course A Fish Called Wanda) and I’ve just never found her all that
attractive. Even before the lesbian
tomboy hair cut I thought she looked rather manish. Still that’s exactly the role she plays in
this movie and yet for once it doesn’t bother me.(Before we go any further I
did like Halloween(1978) and consider it a classic once again proving a good
story can outshine it’s poor casting)
The movie opens at Octopus Inc.
headquarters in Atlanta Georgia where Willa Weston(Jamie Lee) is starting her
new job as the head of a local TV station.
When she gets there she learns that the president just sold the TV
station she was going to manage and just acquired a zoo. Meanwhile at the zoo an ex-cop and former
Chinese TV station manager Rollo Lee(John Cleese), is sent to manage it. In an effort to please his employers he
implements a new policy to keep only fierce animals and to get rid of the
rest.
Willa and the president’s son(both the
president and his son are played by Kevin Kline) are sent to oversee the zoo. While there they implement new policies of
their own which include humiliating uniforms for the zookeepers and some rather
bizarre marketing gimmicks. I’m not
going to give away much more of the movie so go check it out I’m sure you’ll
get a few laughs out of it.
While I do find the movie hilarious
the major reason I’m so fond of this movie is because I love animals and it emphasizes
man’s connection to nature far better than any movie I’ve ever seen. In the midst of all the comedy it also makes
some important statements about business ethics and greed. Another reason I really like this movie is it
stretches how far you can go in a PG-13 movie.
One character accidently gets shot in the head while the others try to
cover it up and it is filled with a great deal of sexual innuendo. No matter how many times I see this movie it
never gets old or annoying and I’m always willing to watch it again. 95/100